Mr.Jokes

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What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball you know where home is

The pilot goes "WERE GOING DOWN" The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"

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A kid in the hospital says his father "I want to be an astronaut when I'm older, daddy!" The dad responds to this, saying "You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy."

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A kid in the hospital asks his father "I want to be an astronaut when I'm older, daddy!" The dad responds to this, saying "You can be that if you can cure your Stage 4 Cancer, buddy."