I wouldn't call a Suicide Help-line even if my life depended on it....
Morbid Al
They told me Avengers: Endgame was going to be 3 hours long, but honestly? I felt like it was over in a SNAP....
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
Why do you put a baby into a blender feet first? So you can see the look on its face...