MMatthias5 years agoWhat do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
MMatthias8 years agoAn infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders a fourth of a beer. The bartender stops them, pours two beers and says, "You guys should know your limits."