My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
Man
Urban areas are fill with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause
The daughter milked her dad. It turns out it wasn't milk...
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, fairy gorillas.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot”
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
Why were there 2 boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Me talks to an orphan: hey I have a joke Orphan: go on then Me: your family tree
Your parents
why did the man become stupid, cause he was suicidal herbivorous. Ja...
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Who am I sitting next to