What do a shopping cart and a wheel chair have in common... they both carry vegetables
Lol
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
What's the difference between an iPhone and and orphan.
One has a home.
I like my girls like I like my wine. 12 years old and locked in my basement.
Why didn't the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees!
I asked my daddy what sex was he said wanna cum and try it
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick
Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now
Mom:kid bring your toys and clothing to the car were going to Disney land
Kid:ok
Bring kid to the orphanages.
I made a website about orphans
But I can’t make a home page
A Joke
You can get into to a fight with a orphan what they are going to there parents
There were two twins and they were both very tall. The next thing they know they were on the floor and there were planes up their asses
Mayotte’s are sinking in the yogurt! (My Oat’s) 🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹🇾🇹
BOP BOP N1GGA WHO'S ON HIIIIIIGH, TOP OF THIS SHIT BE JAAAAY JAY
Naruto? More like Nauru-to! 🇳🇷🇳🇷🇳🇷🇳🇷🇳🇷🇳🇷🇳🇷🇳🇷
Why can't orphans go to school they can't attend parent teacher conferences