How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
Joe mama
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Whats the favorite spiderman film form orphans?
homecoming
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Whats the worst TV rseries for orphans?
Family Guy
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. what are they gonna do? tell their parents?
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!!!
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They look in the mirror.
Where does hitler look first when he loses something? The attic
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Johnny Johnny yes papa eating dick yes papa
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
What’s an orphans high school nickname
Lone stone
Name a nut. You because are nUts
Knock, knock Who’s there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama