Ur mom is so fat that when she fell on the Sidewalk, nobody laughed but the sidewalk cracked up
I mason-Greenwooded ur mom
Balls in ur Jaws
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi arabias best pilot
What Football Club das Mason green wood play for? Prison Fc
I have an Uncle named ricky, who made ur mom sticky, His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky
U look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (and don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders)