The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
Hitler
My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag
a student was peeking in on a 10/10 chick and the guy was about to nut. the school shooter patted his back and told him to leave his corpses alone
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
Me: I know a good 9/11 joke but it would probably go over your head. The Twin Towers: No It Won’t.
The Sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower it burned and bled
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
He wasnt that bad.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
Who's hitlers best friend? naz me
Mama milky
dark humor is like a kid with cancer. it never gets old
What do you call diareah from a hot woman Chocolate milk What do you call diarrhoea from a fat woman Arsenic