What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What's the difference between the righteous and a sinner?
You decide.
Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why did Jesus create the Devil?
He didn't recognize himself through the time portal.
Jesus lives on a long time line, so he may seem slow to you.
How did Jesus become self sovern? He screws himself and becomes his own creator.
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
I pray to a dead human I hope to be reunited with.
Jesus, that's sick.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Has anyone alive ever died?
Is this our eternal life?
God=what I hope to be Devil=what I can't accept
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
What did one God say to the other?
I will die to be a man.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
A true God, would be godless himself.
God's consciousness: Art God's unconsciousness: Christianity