What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
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Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
fsh!
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Where do fish keep their money?
In a river-bank!
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
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