I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Flipdangdoo
Why can't people in wheelchairs be gay? Cuz u can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one? The White one actually did it
Yo mama so ugly her self portraits hanged themselves