Why can’t orphans play baseball, Because they can’t find home plate
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what's better? nailing jesus or getting nailed? depends on who's sucking.
jesus and satan are just basically homer and flanders. one tries to help the other, only for satan to just say "shut up".
why can't people understand these jokes?
this humor is so dark it's darker than the black population
nostalgia hits you like a train. it's so hard, you can even wake up.
if raping someone is sexual harrasment, then is raping a rapist inverted harrasment?
Jo dad's so stupid he came back with the milk
How do you make an orphans hands bleed? Tell them to clap until they see there parents.
Alven and the chimpmunks commit war crimes
What do you call a fish and a guitar
Tunafish
what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk
E SO FUNNY HAHAHAHA this is why I dont have friends:(
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever
My life