I had to give up my vegetarian diet.
Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
Death&Decay
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
The other day I took my Grandma to one of those fish spas where the little fish eat your dead skin.
It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.
My grief counsellor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!'
What do you do during a shooting? why join in of course....
Penis equals power pussy equals wussy
What's the worst living thing on planet earth? Humans
WHY TF WAS MY SHOOTING JOKE REMOVED? IT WAS FUNNY AND THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A WEBSITE FOR MORBID HUMOR WTF I MEAN WORSTJOKESEVER.COM. COME ON......
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
I don't have much motivation for things that's why i haven't yet killed myself hehe
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued. Your flesh was delectable & so was the rest of you.
Knock knock who’s there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun...
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your flesh was delectable & so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.