My wife is so ugly when she was born. The doctor said I did everything I could but she pulled through anyways. When she was born the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in said not done. The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said twins. He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the after birth.
Chris
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels she strikes oil. When she sits around the house she really sits around the house. Everytime she turns around it's her birthday.
My wife is so fat. She buys her close at Tent & Awning!
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is the only person that has missing posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is so fat. I took her to the Macy's day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. She gets home her ass gets home a half hour later.
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming. She leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon she fell in and got stuck!
(Q) What is the hardest part of a cabbage (A) Wheel chair
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
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A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
Mooning is very ASStrological