Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Chris
Your mamas breath smells so bad. People can't wait for her to fart.
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
Your mama is so ugly. Her reflection ran away.
Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.
Your mama is so fat. The Marvel Universe disappeared.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
Your mama is so fat. She gets winded just thinking about running.
Your mama is so fat. The wall couldn't support her picture.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car. I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Your mama is so old her first Christmas. She was a Wisemans +1
Your mama is so stupid. She fell off a bike and didn't know which way to fall.
You are so ugly when you was born your mother asked for a receipt.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
My brother goes into the bar and says bartender give me 12 beers and a shot of whiskey. The bartender says that's a lot of alcohol. My brother says celebrating my first blowjob. The bartender said let me buy you a drink. My brother said no this should be enough to get the taste out of my mouth.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex. I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Did i tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex. Yeah you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.