Mooning is very ASStrological
Chris
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone died.
Your mama is so ugly. She tried summoning Candyman but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly! Ghost face from scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly she summoned Bloody Mary. She handed her an application through the mirror.
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
What was Steven Hawkins name before he got his desease? Steven walkins
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh how did I survive. Fortunately being her husband I was the 1 person she wasn't fucking.
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone died.
My wife is so fat. She asked me to get on top I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there my ears popped and the air was so thin. I had to have 2 Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Your mama is so fat. Even God couldn't raise her spirit.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her so I said. "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly. The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
Your mama is so fat by the time I swerved to miss her with the car I ran out of gas.
Your mama is so stupid. Patrick Starr ran away cuz he thought she might be contagious.
My wife is so fat. After sex I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!