Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin
Ben
Why do Orphans use water for there cereal
Because there dad never came back with the milk
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Your hairline goes as far as the cavemen. Your foreheads also as deep as the cave.
Your so short, when it rains your the last one to know
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall ..... Depends on how hard you throw them
If your ever bored just slap an orphan.. what are they going to do tell their parents?
Why do orphans like cows, because they leave, they bring back the milk
Dodo
What’s steven hawkings fav food WiFi chips or his shoulder