Gay sex is a real pain in the ass
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I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open. Woman aren't human anyways... lol
Why can't Orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call daddy.
I named my dog stone so that i can say to people that i throw stone everyday.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
my sister thinks she's so smart and funny the only thing that is funny is her face
Coach: why can't orphans play baseball Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
hi i have a question for you
did u know that reading this is wasting your time? yeh sorry xD
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