Simultaneity jokes

Einstein

  • Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

    Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

    Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

    To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

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  • Bullying

  • Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

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  • Slit

  • The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

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  • Cousin

  • I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

    Sync

  • The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

    Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

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  • Community talk

  • GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more

  • THE PLAN:

    Dagger Jr. rechecked the plan in the dark underbelly of WJE's community section, making sure everyone knew their role. "Alright, guys, remember, as soon as we see DonutDrawzz's comment, we all reply with 'KYS' simultaneously. We have to show her we won't tolerate her behavior anymore."

    Wade, determined and ready, nodded. "I've been waiting for this moment. It's time to stand up to this bully and protect o… Read more

  • GET YO GODDAMN DISCORD SERVER MUTING VERBALLY POLLUTING MENTALLY NON-COMPUTING NO JOB HAVING CAN'T AFFORD A CAR YOU DRIVE A WAGON YOU MAKEUP DOSEN'T COVER UP FOR WHAT YOU LACKING YOUR FATHER'S EXPECTATIONS YOU'RE UNABLE TO SURPASS THEM LOOKING ASS BACK! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU SAYING BITCH YOU BOUT' UGLY AS HELL BITCH YOU ASKED YOUR BARBER TO GIVE YO FOREHEAD THE SHOWER CURTAIN SPECIAL SHUT YO LITTLE UGLY ASS UP AND BRO… Read more