Simultaneity jokes

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

Hate me all you want, but I rather love bullying in all fairness. I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.

What's simultaneously up and down?

A retard on a plane.

Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.

My friend: You ever feel like life is pointless? *drives faster*

Me: Yea-

My friend: If you could die with one person, who would it be? *speeds up more*

Me: H-hey, you should slow down! Slow down, slow down! We're about to-

The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.