Physiotherapy jokes

My sister got in a car crash a couple days ago. When she got to the hospital, the doctor told her that she needed to get metal mechanics in her leg.

She got really scared and yelled at the doctor, telling them that, “I will not get those implanted in my leg.” I guess she just doesn’t associate with knee gears.

If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.

Chiropractor: Final neck adjustment in 3, 2, 1. How did that feel?

Me: *silence*

That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!