Orphanship jokes

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

The F in orphan stands for family... oh wait.

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

I'm an orphan, lol.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.