Orphanship jokes

Like if you know an orphan.

I am an orphan...

Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.

Orphans have no parents.

What is an orphan versus orphan competition?

Who will get adopted first?

Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."

Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Because they are parental guidance.