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Heroin Monkey

A close-up photo shows a bag of cranberries with the text "Fucked with Fruit Nutrients" on it. Below the photo is a comment thread, where a user asks if someone violated their cranberries, and someone else comments on how it would be great to have nutrients directly absorbed into them.

Heroin Monkey

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a mobile phone interface with a search bar that says 'I love' and three suggestions: 'you', a hammer and sickle symbol, and 'memes'. Above this, the text reads 'Hardest choice ever'.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a white wall with equations spray-painted on it in red. There is a drawing of a small red figure holding a lollipop above the equations. Below the wall is a graph with a circle and three lines, matching the equations above. The text on the wall reads: f(x)=2+√(-(x-2)²)+1, g(x)=2-√(-(x-2)²)+1, h(x)=3x-3, i(x)=-3x+9, j(x)=0.2x+1.7.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Google search history shows the phrase "Symptoms of dementia" being searched repeatedly at the White House.

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel cartoon showing examples of "wireless technologies". Top left panel: A man with a wireless earbud in his ear. Top right panel: A hand using a wireless mouse. Bottom left panel: A man hanging from a tree with a broken chair on the floor. Bottom right panel: A phone charging wirelessly on a charging pad.

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Spotify playlist titled "how to fall down a staircase." The playlist includes songs titled: "Step 1 (with Offset)," "Step 2," "Step 5," "Step 8," "Step 13," "Step 25," and "Floor."

Heroin Monkey

HuskyPhoenix_647

The image shows two panels side-by-side. The left panel is labeled "The left side of your gaming-keyboard" and shows a relaxed face of Mr. Incredible. The right panel is labeled "The right side of your gaming-keyboard" and shows an unnerved face of Mr. Incredible.

Wade

You can’t plan for everything

A comic book panel shows a man in a suit and mask looking alarmed with a gun in his hand. He is exclaiming, "How. How the hell was I supposed to plan for this?! Damned zombie Moon Knights!!!" In the background, two figures in capes can be seen.

rylee ♡

so much for not cheating ay?

Email exchange between Rylee Taylor and Aubrey Tanner-Robles. Rylee asks if Ethan tried to kiss Aubrey while he was dating Rylee. Aubrey responds that they talked about it and she rejected him. Aubrey asks why Rylee asks, and Rylee responds with "No reason", "Nothing", or "I'm not sure".

Wade

Bredbear

A meme showing a comparison between "my friends dreams" and "my dreams". "My friend's dreams" shows two Chad figures, with text saying "I dreamed I kissed my crush" and "nice". "My dreams" shows a bunch of bread and characters from "Five Nights at Freddy's" embedded into the bread. There is also text that says "Five Nights at BRreddy's".

Blach66.1

A screenshot of a game of Scrabble. It shows that a player named 'Zoey' played the word 'OPIUM' and earned 8 points. The user indicated that Zoey is a bot. A definition of opium is displayed: 'Addictive narcotic drug made from poppy seeds'. The player is making a vulgar comment 'she fuckin on sm'.

Blach66.1

Screenshot of a game of Scrabble where the player tried to use the word "BONNER", but it's invalid in the English UK dictionary. The message on the screen says "MY LIFE'S GOAL IS RUINED". The game informs the player that Scrabble uses official dictionaries.

Wade

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

𖤐 a m y 𖤐

g r u n c h (gen z humor frfr)

The image displays a dark, blurry, and shadowy figure with claw-like hands and a bird-like head. The word "grunch" is written in white font to the left of the figure.

Rylee ੈ♡˳

time for daep ://

A young person takes a selfie in a mirror, sticking out their tongue. There are several lights around the mirror.

f4

you a g

The image shows Goku from Dragon Ball with black hair wearing a black jacket with white lettering. The design of the jacket looks like a popular clothing style.

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