Liek jokes

Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."

Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.

I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.

Why don't orphans like Russia and Germany?

Because it's the Mother and Father Land.