Keen jokes

A Swiss, a Japanese, and a Chinese... they are me, they are Weidi Weidi? Don't make it! The Chinese are not! The Swiss man throws his watch, drinks a focus detector in 5 liters. First to arrive, he drinks uga's seenzal KEEN FINEZ Mans GANKG DAY UNF.

Below, to be noted, question: "How do DESCEL DESCELL????" Quite simply: "We Swiss Habin Eben."

Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.

She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"

One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.

Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.

"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END