Joke

Yo mama so young that people mistake her for her sister.

Yo mama so young that after she gave birth to you she wrote a note to give to the principal.

Yo mama so white that she bleeds snow.

Yo mama so white that if you turned on the lights she disappeared.

Yo mama so white that when she bleeds ice cream comes out.

Yo mama so white that she uses cocaine for makeup.

Yo mama so weak that when I shot her with a Nerf gun she died.

Yo mama so weak that when she stretched she broke her arms.

Yo momma so black that when she touches herself, it becomes a black-on-black crime

Your mom is so fat. She needs a forklift to eat