Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
No iPhone for Orphans
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The "home button" is a feature on old iPhones, but it also sounds like having a "home." Orphans don't have homes, so they don't have a "home button." Get it? You probably still don't, but that's okay. You keep being you.