Joke

like = 1 more child in my fryer 13 0 1

t thelittletimmy6 days ago 1 like = 1 more child in my blender 82 5 11

a andrewgrayson5 days ago Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy. 27 1 3

M MedievalJoker22 hours ago in America Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!? 4 0 0

h heeeieo3sxedcv bnm10 hours ago When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane. 3 0 2

The Legend1 day ago Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils? 5 0 0

Staniel13 hours ago A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive." 3 0 2

Staniel14 hours ago Why did the sperm cross the road ———— because I put on the wrong sock today 3 0 0

TheForeverVirgin5 days ago 1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick 28 2 5

Anonymous1 day ago Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :) 4 0 0

Anonymous7 hours ago in Orphan what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge 2 0 1

G Goofy ah11 hours ago I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate 2 0 1

A Alastor Already From Hell14 hours ago What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4 2 0 0

C COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago A funny joke

knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you" 3 1 1

Sandwichtheif16 hours ago Why can’t orphans play baseball?

He can’t find home 2 0 0

Cal3y3 days ago 1 like= 1 more child in my basement 9 2 0

Anonymous5 days ago in Orphan What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt me. 15 1 1

e easports3 days ago 1 like= 1 kids in the bed with me 8 2 3

Z Za_gotjokesss4 days ago My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt 7 0 0

G Goofy ah2 days ago +1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender 3 0 14

1 2 3 4 5 0 0 0

S Skullyton_4209 minutes ago What do you call a disabled Chinese person

Sum ting Wong 0 0 0

S Skullyton_42018 minutes ago in Fat Kid singing “abcd”

Person says “no no it’s obcd” 0 0 0

Anonymous18 minutes ago in Roast YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED 0 0 0

S Skullyton_42021 minutes ago in Ball Deez 0 0 0

S Skullyton_42024 minutes ago in Orphan What’s the difference between orphans and cars?

I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement 0 0 0

G Gavin coleman30 minutes ago in Emo Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?

Lights are hanging. 0 0 0

S SmollBwenn5 hours ago in Fat I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate. 1 0 0

L LS1UP5 hours ago in Emo emo girls be like how much am i worth

girl scan the code on your wrist 1 0 0

Ohio-Chan5 hours ago My Mom said she's going to kill me if i dont stop using my compu 0 0 0

Ohio-Chan5 hours ago in Fat What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?

Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person 0 0 0

Anonymous7 hours ago in Orphan what makes an orphan jump? A Bridge 2 0 1

Anonymous7 hours ago in Orphan I am the orphan joke 1 0 0

Anonymous8 hours ago in Hairline Yo hair line so messed up god said yo hair line on the cross getting hit on that ceoss 1 0 0

Anonymous10 hours ago in Orphan why cant orphans play baseball?

they dont know where home is. 0 0 0

Satan's Daughter10 hours ago in Basement Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement 1 0 1

h heeeieo3sxedcv bnm10 hours ago in Twin Towers When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane. 3 0 2

Anonymous11 hours ago in Alzheimers Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?

Nether does he 0 1 0

G Goofy ah11 hours ago I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate 2 0 1

Anonymous12 hours ago I'm gonna cut my life off\ 0 0 0 0

S Skullyton_4204 minutes ago 1 like = 1 more child in my fryer 13 0 1

t thelittletimmy6 days ago 1 like = 1 more child in my blender 82 5 11

a andrewgrayson5 days ago Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy. 27 1 3

M MedievalJoker22 hours ago in America Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!? 4 0 0