Joke

Your mom dropped her ass on me and she moaned

Really?

Can i drop mine on you?

Yes please mommy

*drops it on you* ohhh yess daddy it's so bigg

*starts clapping your cheeks*

Ohh yesss harder daddy

Y'all are down bad

*claps you harder*

Oohhh yess daddy fasteer

Make me screaamm

Ayo

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to use the escalator it turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so dumb that her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper and she got out a hen and raped her.

Yo mama so dumb that when her teacher told her to write an essay she went home and fucked a Mexican.