Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
Homework Treatment Pickup Line
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You think that someone treating you like homework is a good thing? You probably fail most of your assignments and never do them. This is a pickup line, see? The guy is trying to get to second base with his schoolwork metaphor, but it's cringe!