Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
Listen up, dummy! So, like, there's this dude Penaldo, right? He's at some fancy party for a new I-pad. But guess what? Penaldo doesn't care about the I-pad! He just wants to "statpad," which means he wants to make his stats look good, even if it means ruining the party. It's funny because he's acting like a total weirdo, prioritizing personal stats over everything else. I bet you would do the same, you are such a loser!
