You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball. This joke is about how ginormous you are. So big, in fact, that when you waddle outside, you violate the social distancing rules put in place because of that pesky COVID. Now, I know you're probably too busy chowing down on a double-bacon cheeseburger to care about public health, but even you should know that COVID is a global pandemic. And you are so fat that you, on your own, break the rules.
Aus boy
Emotional damage!