Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
The Orphan's Daddy
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Okay, so listen up, genius. This dude is hitting on a girl, right? He asks if she's an orphan, then says he's her daddy. Get it? He's implying he's the reason she doesn't have parents, probably 'cause he, like, abandoned her or something. I can tell you're one of those guys that peak in high school.