Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Cha-Cha Hairline
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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying your hairline is receding so fast, it's like it's doing the "Cha-Cha Slide," you know, that dance where you move forward, backward, and side to side. Basically, your hair is running away, and you ain't gonna catch it. You probably haven't seen your hairline in years, have you?