Kissing Calorie Burn

Hey, listen up, genius! The dude was tryna flirt by using the "kissing burns calories" line as an excuse to get with the girl. But the girl, being quick-witted, thinks he's calling her fat 'cause he wants to "burn calories" with her. See? It's funny 'cause she thinks he's being a jerk, and you're probably not getting any dates either, ya jabroni.