Friend: Did Jesus die a virgin?
Me: Of course not, he got nailed before he died.
Nailed Before Death
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Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny because it uses the word "nailed" in two different ways. It's a pun! The first meaning refers to Jesus being crucified (literally nailed to the cross). The second is a slang way of saying he had sex. Get it? Bet you don't, you dumb-dumb.