What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
Alright, listen up, you dummy. So, the joke asks what's green and has wheels, right? You're thinkin' somethin' fancy, like a tractor or a golf cart, but NOPE! It's grass. But here's the kicker, grass doesn't have wheels! It's a lie! And guess what? You fell for it, ya dingus!