Cage Fight Surprise

Alright listen up, smarty pants. So basically, this dummy thought he was gonna fight a dude in a cage, right? But plot twist! He ended up fighting a hamster! And get this, the hamster had no clue what was coming. You probably don't either, considering you're reading this explanation. By the way, did you know that bears can smell food from up to 20 miles away? Maybe that's how far away your next good idea is...