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To anyone who wants to be my friend-

Hello. Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat tysm 'Have a greaat day! Alex <3

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Hey! So you would like to be my friend? Allison?

Oh, why yes! I was looking for a friend myself!

Anyways lets get to know each other. Why don't we play feature fight?

Yeah! Let's go! I'll start

Ok, so whats your nickname?

Mine is Al

Ok (not trying to be weird,) but what's your gender? I'm a boy

Now, this is what I look like: I have dark choocolate hair, short, Blue eyes, tan skin and thats it!

Okay, I have blue bangs, blue eyes, and tan skin as well.

Noice! Do you have a Boyfriend? Or any history of a boyfriend?

Umm I had a boyfriend his name was Rickky, andd um I'm not currently dating: /But um I'm looking for someone :)

Oh. Umm okay! I have three angry ex's lol, and um there's a girl i like

LoL you were a hottie then I guess,

Yeah, you could say I guess.

Anyways how old are you?

Me too lol!

Anyways thats it lol do you have messenger? So we could you know call each other?

And yes we can call each other

Ok! That'd be grea8t

Umm, It's Allison Tigergirl

Okay! Mine is AlexTheLion

Noice do yuo have ur phone handy?

Yes! Ma'am! Let's go fine each other..then we'll call ok?

I see you does it show a picture that says: Alex, + Alya = AA?

Is yours Show a girl THAT LOOKS LIKE UR DISCRIPTION witha tiger??

YEP! I FRIENDED YOU ON FACEBOOOOK

Nice lets call each other!!

IT'LL BE NICE TOMEET YOU

I HAVE BUTTERFLYS IN MY STOMACH!

I HAVE BUTTERFLYS IN MY STOMAH

Wow OMG LOL WE BOTH JUMPED OUTTA OUR CHAIRS!!!