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"My dick fell off in the shower" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your Weiner little one?' He says chuckling lightly.

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This would be so embarrassing if god had to lovingly re attach your dick to your pants

YOUR SUCH A FREAKING BLASTPHEMY DUDE! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THATS A FREAKIGN AWFUL JOKE HOW DARE U AY THAT ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U DISGUST ME

U SHUT THE FUCH UP

YEAH THATS NASTY HE NEEDS TO REPENT THAT NASTY IDIOT!

i just try to let him be. just leave him alone :(

thats so cute Jack stands up for tina

SHUT UP HES MY BOYFRIEND LEAVE HIM ALLONE

AT LEAST SHES HOT UNLIKE U AND UR STUPID FRIEND

AND HIS UGLY FREAKING DICK,

he became ur boyfriend LITTERLY 20 MINUTES AGO DICK HEAD!! KAREN

Jack listen I dont have a gender. So thats means nothing hurts my feelings.

and hes not my friend i stand up for people cause im a good person.. unlike ya'll

NO! HES BEEN MY BF FOR YEARS

so nice try cause u missed by a mile!

NOU STAND UP FOR BLASFEMERS LIKE HIM DICK JOKES ARE GROSS

HUSHH SHARKEY NOBODY LIKES U

aren't u too young to be online dating XD

piss off child.

NOBODY LIKE U SUCK-IT-UP!

REALLY I AM 19-20 YOU REALLY WANNA BE CALLING ME A CHILD!!

Your just jealous u don't have anybody!

ur not that olld liar!

DONT U DARE BE SAYIN U OLDER CAUSE I KNOW U ARE NOT!

LIAR GO PISS OF MOTHER FRIKER

U DO NOT FRIKER WERE OLDER AND WAAAAY MORE MATURE

how much gass do u need to put in a car to run a quarter of a mile? Bet that

i am not older and mature... really answer my question child.

u awnswer idiot LET IT GO IMMATURE FREAK

ok ill let it go. Only if u answer my question... and his jokes are very weird and dirty minded.

u cant either and i can idiot piss off.

so u can solve my easy question? What is it smart alec

yes his jokes are and thats the only reason i said anything.

You made a big deal outta a small deal.

whats ur question? ass hole?

Honey chill on the launguage

Ha, see he dosen;t have it: WHAT -is-your question?

its how much gas does a car take to drive half of a mile dick head. #LOOK BACK IN THE TEXT!!

Ur the dick head i'd rather awnswer the question "Why are you alive" Than even say one word to u dick head!

Ya shut up damn child

Go away child don't hurt those poor lovebirds they're clean unlike you

HELLO LITTLE DICKHEADS! WATERSHARKY WANTS TO DIE! YA DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR LITTLE CARROT IS IN FOR! WATERSHAKY'S FREIND IS THE MASTER OF MAKING PEOPLE FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS! YOU CAN STOP COMPLAINING AND BE A MAN LIKE YOUR GAY DADS! YOU CAN GO SUCK YOUR GAY FRIEND'S DICK! WATERSHARKY DIDNT DO SHIT TO YOU! YOU JUST SAID "Yeah, we should bully this man" YOU THINK THAT WATERSHARKY GAVE UP! GO FUCK BOTH OF YOUR GAY DADS WHO ADOPTED YOU, AND IM SURPRISED THAT THEY ACTUALITY WANTED YOUR UGLY ASS!