I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
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Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that the person asked their mom if they were adopted. The mom was like, "Nah, why would I adopt you?" Which is already kinda harsh. Then, when the person says they're gonna off themselves, the mom's all, "Make sure you do it right." It's funny 'cause it's super dark and messed up. You probably think your mom is nice. She is not.