There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Orphan's Family Size
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You see, orphans don't have families, right? And those big bags of chips? They're labeled "family sized." So, for an orphan, EVERY bag of chips is family sized 'cause they ain't got no family to share with! This is peak comedy, something you wouldn't understand since you probably still call your mom for laundry advice. Sad!