Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
Orphan's Baseball Game
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about orphans, who don't have parents, which means they don't have a home. The joke plays on the double meaning of "home" in baseball—it's where you score. So, orphans can't "find a way home" both literally and in the baseball sense. Get it? You probably don't, but that's okay, sweetie.