So Fat...

Listen here, you simpleton. This joke is sayin' you're so dang big, you gotta live on Pluto, which, by the way, ain't even a planet anymore, it's a dwarf planet, 'cause you'd wreck all the real planets with your massive size. It's a roast about your weight, got it? Also, Pluto is very cold. Like, -225 °C. You would freeze your butt off.