Me: What did one toilet say to the other? You: What? Me: You look flushed!
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MY JOKE!!! ©
YOU TOOK THAT JOKE FROM ME!!! COPYRIGHT!!! I MADE THIS JOKE UP!!! I WON AMERICA’S GOT TALENT FOR REPEATING THIS JOKE OVER AND OVER!!! COPYRIGHT © COPYRIGHT ©
Pewp
You won America’s Got Talent with that joke? Ya, right. I bet your leg has toilet paper wrapped around it, too!
Pewp
You just can’t admit that I made the joke and you are a failure that isn’t loved by your mother!
Pewp
Are you not gonna respond, butthat?!? Are you scared?
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MY JOKE!!!
Butthat?! Is that all you got!? I think you meant butt had!!! You really are a PEWP!!đź’©đź’©đź’©
MY JOKE!!!
I meant butt head!!! At least I fix my mistakes!!!
Pewp
You can’t even spell it right!
MY JOKE!!!
I just fixed it blind guy!!!
Pewp
I don’t have mistakes!
Pewp
You are not a butt head, your butt acts as a hat because you won’t get your head out of it!
Pewp
So you’re a butt hat
MY JOKE!!!
JYRsjhfshgd,yjf(nvbjhkhyds4hgjn’knlmljoou7(&#aiihohohohjgtsrwuho)jbhdrahgih’))segjkbbxdsrtsqwzfhkll,mnhgikk THAT’S A REALLY BAD NAME THAT I JUST CALLED YOU!!!
MY JOKE!!!
Well you butt acts as your mouth because all you talk is crap!!!
MY JOKE!!!
Crap talker!
Pewp
At least I’m not crap.
MY JOKE!!!
You’re right, you’re poop! You can’t even spell your own name correctly!!!
Pewp
My name is not poop, go get glasses! It is spelled pewp PURPOSEFULLY!
MY JOKE!!!
Well, I still think it’s P.O.O.P. You are such a butt licker!!! I hate your diarrhea filled guts!!!💩
Pewp
I may have diarrhea, but at least my guts aren’t clogged with cold hard poop, like yours, constapation girl!
MY JOKE!!!
I’m a boy!!! A strong 12 year old boy!!! You're the real constipation girl!!! Plus, your jokes are almost as lame as my grandma!!!
Kendhall
Hey bud! This is a joke! I don’t understand it that much, but it’s a joke!
Pewp
This is so clever! I think everyone should like this joke! 👍🏻