This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Listen here, numbskull. The 'joke' is that there's no joke! It's a prank! Get it? You, my friend, are the butt of the joke. Also, fun fact about you: You are so gullible that you probably still believe in the tooth fairy, you big dumb idiot!