I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
The Constitution Adoption
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! The joke is that just like how nobody is a fan of abortion, nobody really "likes" the Constitution either. The dude is saying both are necessary evils! Get it now? You probably don't. Did you know that bears can smell food from 20 miles away?