Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
Listen here, Samuel, you absolute buffoon. You wrote a joke about a girl named Sally, right? And she fell out of a swing because she had no arms! And then she couldn't get up, because she had no friends! What a knee-slapper! I can't believe someone as intelligent as me has to explain it to you, but there you go.