Hanging out jokes

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

I was talking to my old friend. They said, "We should hang out more!"

I said, "You mean we should ketchup?"

Why are grapes never alone?

Because they hang out in a bunch!

Why do teenage girls hang out in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

One day my girlfriend and I were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.

Little Timmy is hanging out with Rapunzel, and he mentions Hugo and a few other characters from Varian And The Seven Kingdoms, and she responds with, “Who the frick are you talking about? Since I don’t know them, I got a surprise for you!” She wraps him up in Christmas wrapping paper labeled "For Eugene."

A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"

Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?

Me: Maybe I can hang later...

Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

My sister and I were hanging out when she opened her drawer and pulled out 3 condoms and said, "Pick one."

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, right?

And I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, lo and behold, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does an eight year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.

A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.

A gay man offers him a drink.

The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.

"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."

The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.

Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.

They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"

He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."

So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.