Hairline jokes jokes

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.

Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.