Hairline jokes jokes

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!

When I was in middle school, I was on my bus and people were doin' hairline jokes, and I heard this guy say, "Your hairline goes back to... uhhhhhh... 2042?"

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?

Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.

Stranger: Do you need a doctor?

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.