Evaporation Jokes

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!