Evaporation jokes

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.

How do you make holy water?

You take normal water and boil the hell out of it.