Evaporation jokes

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!

RIP boiling water. You will be mist.

What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?

H2O cubed.